Tuesday, February 24, 2009

LARGER BOOBS, LARGER EGO.

i definitely allowed myself to indulge today. started my day with some pho (which always hits my g-spot), had vanilla bean ice cream with graham crackers at coldstones, and had mickeys and orange juice for a "before enviro pick-me-up." i may have put on another 10 pounds in the last 12 hours. but hey, when you have a guy who tells you that your fat whale thighs are actually kind of a hard-on, you don't really think about all that junk food that goes into your mouth.. until you poop it out anyway. then you're like, damn.. what the fuck did i eat today?


SO! i've also had this recent addiction with vintage vogue magazines. i honestly think vogue has lost a little bit-- or most of it's swag.. so i've decided to backtrack. i mean, it's the perfect way to fashion forecast. last year was all about the 80's, (even if those cute cats down in LA were up on that shit 5 years ago). and now we're pretty much adopting the 60's and 70's hobo hippie thing.. look at urban outfitters. it's so trendy, it's disgusting.. but the business is good. the ONLY aspect of UO that i really appreciate is the urban renewal line.. but that's besides the point.

i was shopping on ebay for a collection of vintage vogue mags, and those babies are going for at LEAST $10 bucks a pop. and c'mon, if i'm going to buy march 1941 rawlings cover, i have to buy june 1943 horst cover. and if i get march 1941 and june 1943, i'm BOUND to buy september 1946 horst cover too.. and the chain keeps going. forever!! until bank of america finally gets tired of my broke ass and takes everything i own. INCLUDING my new hello kitty watch from mcdonalds (i deserve bragging rights).



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